Wait... Is this a cafe?

1234 NotaStreet

San Diego, CA

Open Daily

Monday – Thursday 9 pm – 11 pm
Friday – Saturday 2 pm – 4:30 pm
Sunday 3:45 am – 6 am

Nota Cafe

Never Coffee. Never Serving.

A special kind of coffee

Here at Nota Coffee, we craft our signature blends with an unremarkable passion. We like to think that our customers start their day off here and leave by saying "Wait? You don't even sell any drinkable products?"

I think this is a bold idea. I love unexpected online experiences. I thought I was logging on today to get a cappuccino. Instead, I was fortunate enough to not find this cafe.

All I do is drink coffee. I couldn't get up without my morning cup of Joe, but this place doesn't even serve coffee!

I tried to go get some coffee here. Apparently, they don't sell coffee? Weird. I thought a website would at least have drinkable products. What gives?

I expect coffee every morning. If I don't have my coffee, my clients don't get their products and services. To learn that NotaCafe was not a cafe, caused me great pain. Why? Why would they do this to me?

Check out our non-existent pastries!

They're awful!

Other Locations

1234 Nota Street — Downtown San Diego

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